What follows is a collaborative effort to fill the schedule of Antioch University for Spring Term 07. If you come up with any classes, leave them in the comments so we can add them to the list:
Anderson 212 – Living with People Named James (Guest Lecturers: Morelli, J; Rothrock; Cookston; Oberst)
Armendariz 101 – Understanding Women: Shut up, I Know What I’m Talking About
Armendariz 102 – Interstellar Fashion – Star Wars T-Shirts
Armendariz 103 – Jedi Battling Techniques (Guest Lecturer: Tim Anna)
Armendariz 213 – TV: It’s on Discs Now, Stupid (Cross Ref: Vallely,C)
Armendariz 214 – Investigation Techniques: Knowing 93% of Charis
Armendariz 312 – The One Where I Watched All the Friends Episodes
Baretich 101 – Intro to Ben (Cross Ref: Mathias 101)
Baretich 111 – Doing Inappropriate Things, Sometimes
Baretich 412 – Hehrro: Influencing the Vocabulary of 20 Men
Baretich 444 – Toothpicks to Treasure: Building Anything Out of Nothing
Borne 122 – 4 Houses in 5 years
Borne 132 – Sleep and Art: Benefits and Consequences
Borne 342 – Sculpting with Hair
Borne 432 – Late Night Art: When the Night Becomes Morning (PreReq: DePaoli 412)
Burton 122 – Intro to Photography
Burton 222 – Intermediate Photography
Burton 322 – Advanced Photography
Burton 422 – The Naming of Other Andrews: Selecting the Right Name
Burton 456 – What To Do When You Wake Up and Don’t Know Where You Are
Burton 467 – Unconscious Monologues and Sound Effects
Burton 500 – Sleep Walking: Surviving the Fall from the Bed
Corbet 101 – Vegetables: Selection Techniques (Cross Ref: Reed 101)
Corbet 201 – Growing Things in Your Room
Corbet 300 – Anything as a Planter
Corbet 301 – Yard O’ Beef: Why It’s Funny
Corbet 302 – Mint: The New Tobacco
Crews 201 – Becoming the Humbler
Crews 501 – Shoe Hurling Techniques: Accuracy (PAC Class)
Crews 502 – Shoe Hurling Techniques: Power (PAC Class)
De La Motte 101 – Male Bonding Techniques (Cross Ref: Trott 101)
DePaoli 101 – Proximity Theory: How to get Engaged
DePaoli 300 – It Hurts When I Wii: Making A Comeback After a 4-Player Wii Tennis Mishap
DePaoli 412 – Late Night Art: Keeping the Last Bits of Sanity Alive
DePaoli 501 – LOST: Advanced Theorizing
Director 101 – Tuma Time, All the Time
Direction 102 – Life With the President: My Story
Eckley 122 – Of Naked Statues and Light Switches: When Art is in Plain View
Eckley 512 – Advanced Adonis-izing
Eckley 513 – Using the Adonis Ray to your Benefit
Edwards 412 – Getting Hosed During Board Games: When Accidents Hurt Others
Edwards 500 – Totalitarian Regimes
Edwards 510 – Post-Totalitarian Regimes: What To Do When You’re Overthrown
Emmons, Zek 101 – Dating Girls Named Barkley
Emmons, Zek 102 – Cheaper by the Dozen: Living the Movie
Frankie 101 – Behavioral Patterns of Girlfriends and Cows: Similarities and Differences
Frankie 312 – Advanced Girlfriend Communication (Cross Ref: D.Goheen 312)
Gatimu 101 – Online Glove Purchasing
Gatimu 102 – Telling Everyone Online About How Much You Love the Gloves You Got Online
Gatimu 202 – Out-Traveling Joey Tuma: How I Do It
Gatimu 302 – Turning Minute Knobs Whilst Wearing Gloves (that I Purchased Online)
Ghering 101 – Low Temperature Endurance: Living with the Cold
Ghering 102 – Shorts and Flip Flops: Year Round Fashion
Ghering 103 – Room Stench: Ignoring When Your Room Smells Like Skunk
Ghering 104 – Room Stench II: Denial and Justification Techniques
Goheen,J 322 – Receiving Your Doctorate before your Bachelor’s
Goheen,J 512 – Delicious Doctorate Development
Haley 122 – Summer Growth Studies: Seeming Taller in 3 Months
Haley 222 – Advanced Meteorology Foreknowledge – Knowing the Weather Before Most Others
Haley 224 – Talking Over Your Head – Figuratively and Literally
Haley 312 – Managing the Afro
Hartmann, Cr 122 – Me, My Girlfriend, and TJ9000
Hartmann, Cr 400 – How to Prepare a 7 Course Meal in your Dorm Room
Kupish 101 – iPod Economics – Buy Low, Sell High
Kupish 102 – Midterm Roommate Switching: Fearing the New Guy
Kupish 222 – Clapping: I Invented Clapping
Larson 101 – Hands-Free Talking: The Miracle of BlueTooth: Applications and Wisdom
Lindemann 101 – Waking Up Pissed: How to Know, and Select, the Wrong Side of the Bed Every Morning
Lindemann 202 – Midnight Oil Combustion: Achieving 6-Hour Endurance (Required Text: Shut Up and Listen to Me Teach by Ed Dehoog, Ph.D)
Lindemann 311 – Tabbed Browsing: Using Firefox as Your Filing Cabinet
Lindemann 422 – Fung’s Fanboyism: Why My Pan-Fried Mandarin Orange Chicken Slaughters Your 99cent Taco Del Mar
Lindemann 501 – Laugh Like You Mean It
Mathias 101 – Intro to Ben (Cross Ref: Baretich 101)
Mathias 200 – Advanced Business Majoring
Mathias 500 – 23 Credits + A Girlfriend: Miracles in Time Travel
Messenger 411 – Organizing 248 Girls’ Phone Numbers: Utilizing Your Officer Position (WIC Course)
Mierau 101 – Bombs: Filling the Hole Zach Gerig Left (And making plenty of new ones)
Mierau 203 – Oblivion Cartography and Navigation: Knowledge Through Experience
Nicholson,C 111 – Antioch Brotherhood (Cross Ref: Nicholson,J 111; Borne,N 111; Borne,R 111; Emmons, Zek 111; Emmons, Zep 111; Hartmann,Cr. 111; Hartmann,Co 111; Morelli,J 111; Morelli,A 111; Vallely,C 111; Vallely,N 111)
Nicholson, C 222 – Kittens vs. Puppies: Pros and Cons
Oberst 101 – Dance
Oberst 102 – Dance II
Oberst 103 – Dance III
Oberst 200 – 23 Credits: Dancing Your Way to a Full Schedule
Oberst 300 – Waltzing Your Way Through College
Oberst 400 – Dance IV
Oberst 401 – Ponytails: Hair Restraining Techniques (Cross Ref: Omundson 401)
Oberst 402 – Ponytails: When Your Hair is Too Long For Dance
Omundson 101 – Long Hair: Shampoo Selection Techniques
Omundson 401 – Ponytails: Hair Restraining Techniques (Cross Ref: Oberst 401)
Reed 101 – Vegetables: Selection Techniques (Cross Ref: Corbet 101)
Reed 102 – Indie Music Appreciation
Reed 201 – Assertiveness
Reed 202 – Manliness for Beginners
Reed 245 – Grinning, Jogging, and Grinning & Jogging
Reed 301 – Sneaking in Broad Daylight
Reed 310 – Bathroom, Sleeping Porch, Room, and Hallway: Jogging at All Times
Reed 312 – Why Have 1 Clock When You Can Have 2
Reed 316 – Show Us Your Abs: Reactions to the Mob
Reed 412 – Advanced Jogging: Around the World in 80 Strides
Reed 414 – Jogging Navigation: When a Wrong Turn Multiplies Your Distance
Roberts 101 – Airsoft: Anytime is the Wrong Time
Roberts 102 – Lessons in Singleness
Roberts 103 – All the other Antioch Pastors Got Married: When Your Future Catches Up to You
Roberts 104 – Creed Worship: Praise to the Almighty With the Heavenly Stylings of Scott Stapp
Rothrock 101 – Music on the Move
Rothrock 102 – Dial Denial
Rothrock 103 – Gangle Coordination (PAC Class)
Rothrock 312 – Presenting: Rothrock Style
Rothrock 450 – Pretending Someone Else Did It
Sander 101 – Mountain Dew for Breakfast (Lab Fee: $45)
Sander 102 – Maintaining Your Caffeine High: What To Do When Breakfast Wears Off
Scooter 101 – Urban Hick-ery
Scooter 102 – Living with Your Nickname
Scooter 202 – Advanced Ebay Techniques
Scooter 312 – Being Weirder Than Ben Baretich: Receiving the Passed Torch
Scooter 512 – MySpace Stalking – When They Can’t Even See You Coming
St.John 101 – L.A. on a Dime: Travel Techniques and Miracles
St.John 200 – How to Go to L.A. to See Your Girlfriend and Tell Everyone Else You’re Just Going to “Visit Friends”
St.John 209 – Getting “Friends” to Visit Madras
St.John 212 – Selective Smelling: A Life of Denial
St.John 333 – Advanced Proposing Techniques (Cross Ref: Chick 302)
Trott 101 – Male Bonding Techniques (Cross Ref: De La Motte 101)
Trott 102 – What to Do When the First and Last Initials of Your Roommate’s Name Are the Exact Same Letter: A Discourse
Tuma 101 – Traveling without Buying a Ticket
Tuma 102 – Traveling without Buying a Ticket: The Dark Side
Tuma 103 – Presidenting: Lessons from My Past
Tuma 201 – Presidenting: Officer Wrangling Techniques
Tuma 301 – Ruining FEST
Williams 449 – Chicago Lovin’
Williams 550 – I’ll Tell You What I Might Be…
Vallely,N 101: Looking good when you roll out of bed
Vallely,N 112: Freezing your hair in any position
Vallely,C 101 – Art: The Beginning of a Journey
Vallely,C 213 – TV: It’s on Discs Now, Stupid (Cross Ref: Armendariz 213)
Vasquez 101 – 5 O’Clock all the time – The art of electric shaving (Special tutorial-edition Norelco available at bookstore)
Vasques 102 – Apple Slices in a Bowl: Gourmet Cookery for the Established College Gentleman
Vasquez 211 – Size 40+ waist bands – The indispensability of the leather belt.
Vasquez 322 – I Wish Every Straw was an Udder: Living a Milk-Loving Life
Vasquez 412 – Advanced Library – When Your Only Timetable Entries are “Sleep” and “Library”.
Weiss 101 – Computer Geniusery
Weiss 102 – Bedtime: When to Stick to Your Guns